Now here are job interviewing tips so you can get that job at a paper company! Please read and comment even if you don't wish for this job!
Relate everything to TV shows, got it?
1. So Wendy have you had any experience in the paper business?
Yes I watch a TV show about a paper company each Thursday night on NBC, I can't remember what its called?
2. Wendy how do you feel about working with copiers?
I can't think of what its called...yea sure thing whatever copy and paste the left clicker on the laptop.
3. So Wendy did you grow up here is Clare or is this place new for ya?
The Office! Thats what its called The Office! You see I knew it Bob I really did it just took some thinking and tracing back and I knew exactly what it was called!
4. Wendy, what was your last job?
Oh I think thats a bit personal, speaking of that I watched the new episode of Personal Diaries of Sarah last night, it was shocking that she had a long lost twin sister, did you see that Bob?
5. No I can't say I did Mrs. Wendy and I must ask you NOT TO CONTINUE TO...spoil the episodes for me any longer! Why I missed that episode and I was sure it was just her going crazy after her parents divorce!
Well Bob, I must say you need to keep up on your television shows! My oh my and your the manager here!
Common interest makes the interviewer feel closer to you! You have the job so close!
Remember television may be a time waster, but your new manager may disagree!
5. Wendy this was great, I will see what I can do to have you this job!
For more job tips look at my questions!
Wendy dosent revice the job, and tries again!
1. Constantly talk about your dog, no matter what the subject. Here is a random example "people love dogs:
1. So how much expirience have you had in the paper business Wendy?
Answer: Well my dog is 7 years old so about 2 years of expirence, speaking of witch.. my dog is only 7 and he has a limp, is this normal?
Even if they try to steer away from you dog, KEEP YOUR DOG IN THIS!
So Wendy do you know how to work a copier?
Answer: Yea, speaking of witch my dog has constantly been copying each move I make its the cutest thing!
So Wendy when is the last time you had a job?
Answer: My full time job is picking up my dogs poop Mr.Gurglehouff
Hope it helps you with your next job intervew, what do you think of my advice? PLEASE COMMENTJokes for a job Interview 10 points?
I sure hope you don't plan on being a comedian...
It seems like you are trying to make this woman seem stupid and these jokes come off really sexist. Women can work and do a good job- they are not all airheads like the one in your jokes. Presenting women like this is really sexist.Jokes for a job Interview 10 points?
girl ima say one thing here, I agree with that girl up above me ya know sexist crazy woman
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